If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”

Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.


“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)


i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
Dan Howell (via blackbruise)


Where can i hire someone to give me money