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it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

v-ogued:

She’s so beautiful inside & out <3

v-ogued:

She’s so beautiful inside & out <3

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.
(via suspend)

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think