If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
|—||Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)|
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
|—||Dan Howell (via blackbruise)|
Where can i hire someone to give me money